Thursday, January 19, 2006

The King of Chav Rock



Richard Archer is a chav. I've known this since the first time I saw Hard-Fi, the band for which he is the lead singer, back in July at the Mercury Lounge. And I'm American. But hey, every walk of life needs a hero, right?

This didn't keep me from venturing out to see the band again on Tuesday night at the Bowery Ballroom. In the interim since my first look-see, I've had time to listen to their album, Stars of CCTV (so what if it hasn't been released here yet?), and form an opinion of their music, not just their place in British society. In July I knew that I liked "Tied Up Too Tight," but didn't know much else.

My informed opinion wasn't the only change that night - their stage show had changed as well. We were surprised to see a backdrop with the CCTV logo and "HARD-FI In Progress" written across the top. Then when the stage was being set up for their performance, light machines were brought out. (Light machines? For an indie band?!) My friend asked a roadie if there were going to be smoke machines as well (partly tongue in cheek, partly because she doesn't like them.) His answer? "We're not allowed to use them here." Not "no," but "not here" (perhaps.) When the setlists were taped on, we noticed that they had turned it into a crib sheet. Next to "Feltham is Singing Out" (a song about a prison near where the Hard-Fi guys live) was "Rikers Island Prison" - a clear indication of their schpiel for the evening (though he proved unable to read the handwriting and my friend wound up supplying the name for him). There was also a note to remind Richard to mention the signing after the show (he didn't), as well as the the names of the opening bands scribbled at the bottom to thank (he forgot).

To me, this summed up the overall opinion I had formed of them - they're a bit cheesy. In the way that swaggering guys are. They're the guys who walk around as if they're hot shit. In some ways I suppose they are. They've done good. Real good. And their music is a study in contrasts. The good part is melodious, boisterous, and beautifully harmonized. The melodica features heavily in their music, and it's the best renaissance of an instrument in recent history. The prettiness of their harmonies stands starkly against the bad part of it, which is the musical equivalent of a guy in an Italian Stallion shirt, gold chains, hair slicked back with too much gel. The good, including the aforementioned "Tied Up Too Tight," "Feltham Is Singing Out," "Better Do Better," "Stars of CCTV," and "Move on Now," are quite enjoyable. The bad, such as "Cash Machine" which cloaks the story of a guy who gets his girlfriend pregnant by accident and then runs off in a good dance beat, is cringeworthy. It wasn't helped by Archer, at a pause in the song, cooing sexily, "Sorry, baby." Like that makes it better.

I'll admit that through the swaggering and cheese, I was waiting for the songs I like. If I blocked out what he was saying, I could even enjoy dancing to the music. And I did. Not everyone is as particular about their lyrics as I am or finds things cheesy as easily as I do. And Hard-Fi is a band for both kinds of people. Those who love them and those who just like them. You can enjoy them both ways.

Of course, the guy from London I wound up speaking to at the gig in July wouldn't agree with that. His take: "I couldn't like them. He's just such a chav."

8 Comments:

Blogger h said...

i'm in full agreement. i was kind of stoked to see them - got a last minute ticket from a friend - as i quite liked the album, and they're west london [more or less. i never really count staines as london, but whatevs] boys - but yeah, he was wayyy too cocky, and at times the gig seemed to fall into pantomime, d'you know what i mean? i do still like the album, but i wasn't blown away by the set... and that's even worse about the list being a crib sheet. jeez.

2:43 PM  
Blogger h said...

haaah, i just saw yr comment on my blog - the dood i was with at the merc lounge gig is TOTALLY in love with sam of 9BA [whereas i lean more towards the drummer]

and hellz yeah re: battle. hope to catch them at SXSW too...

[are tix on sale already for the NY shows?]

2:47 PM  
Blogger rock goddess said...

I know exactly what you mean. Like, the way he walked up to the microphone with his legs swinging outward, bent at the knee. It was over-swagger! And I know they're pretty popular at home, and yeah, they went up a venue since their last show, but to be doing the, "We want to hear you!" bit. It's like, Um...are you Take That??

I still remember seeing Razorlight and Borrell walking around on stage like anyone knew who he was expecting people to be cheering.

4:29 PM  
Blogger h said...

i HATE johnny borrell. razorshite more like. ugh.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like, Um...are you Take That??

Hey, leave Take That out of it! :-p

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stand Hard-Fi for some reason and maybe now I finally know why ;)

And Cash Machine makes me cringe. Wish MTV wouldn't play it..


(Angelique, you turn up everywhere where people mention Take That.. you are obsessed, still :P)

12:19 PM  
Blogger rock goddess said...

Ha!!

I just meant they're not a boy band, so the audience shouldn't be screaming their lungs out at them. :b

Ah, Angelique is ever loyal. ;)

Cash Machine is totally cringe-worthy. Almost as bad as the other I can't mention.

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Angelique, you turn up everywhere where people mention Take That.. you are obsessed, still :P)

Did I ever say I wasn't? ;-)

1:01 PM  

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